Sunday, February 7, 2010

The Flu: Day 3

So begins my third day reclining on the couch watching endless hours of mind-numbing television. This is not of my own free will, oh no, it is out of force. Some mysterious bug has entered my bod and wreaked havoc on my GI Tract. Where were you on that one, Immune System? Seriously! I'm thinking of trading you in for something new: a nice, shiny, plastic bubble. If you can't do the job, you will be replaced. I'm sick (haha, no pun intended) of your half a** job at keeping me healthy. Do you know what I missed this weekend? An awesome trip with 4 of my college friends. Free food and snowmobiling included. Yeah, thanks for nothing. Also, I spent all last night on the couch whining in pain after eating these amazingly delicious Hawaiian meatballs. Thank goodness I haven't thrown up yet. I truly think that throwing up is possibly the worst thing in the world. I think I'm wearing my sick body out just by trying not to puke every hour. Yuck! But I swear to you, Immune System, if I have to run to the bathroom in the middle of the Superbowl to lose my lunch, you and I are through!

Ugh...where's the Imodium?

1 comment:

Jen Howick said...

AMEN sister!!! We've had it too but my kids have been throwing up all week long, we've spent $150 in co-pays and they all had strep throat and stomach flu. I, on the other hand, have felt the same as you - not well but not sure what is wrong. I rarely get sick so I just wish that it would either come or leave me alone. I just know I don't feel well. I hit my bed at 7:30 each night... it just SUCKS. I totally feel your pain. We do have some Immodium, I can drop off to ya! I'm not at that point, at least. Get well Priscilla! (I hope it didn't travel through the vents or something, however, the doctors told me that this is majorily going around!)